Psst. Hey, buddy...
May. 4th, 2013 08:40 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
eaten_by_bears
...wanna buy a Gobot?
Specifically, a Rock Lord. There was one I wanted being sold as part of a lot, so I picked them up. I figured I’d give y’all first crack at them before messing around with eBay. The price is $12 per doll, plus shipping. If you happen to be looking for a Rock Lord, it’s a bargain XD
Here’s a few of them in their alt modes. Yep. They turn into rocks. In the little comic that came with the toys, they turn into rocks when they need to get somewhere fast. By rolling. Jack Lightning wonders if they ever need to go uphill. Min thinks that’s where Hound got the idea for his brilliant ‘autonomously moving rock’ disguise.
And yeah, dude on the left has a little inset scrotum. That’s his head.
This is Spikestone. He’s what’s known as a Rockasaur. (Now sold)
This is Marbles. Jack wonders if he gets lost a lot. I think it’s more likely that he just has a lot of balls.
This is (these are?) Sticks N Stones. In the movie, one head was Peter Cullen, and the other was Frank Welker. Because of course they were. (Now sold)
This is Crackpot. His face is somewhere between a vulva and man-eating plant.
This one’s Granite. As you can see, he has a lovely hourglass figure. The switch that makes his head come out was a bit sticky at first. I said this was because he was embarrassed to come out when Jack and Min were just going to make fun of him for being a Rock Lord. They said that was good, because he should be embarrassed. I told him not to listen to them, that he was a very special rock, and that he was going to make someone very happy, so there. (Now sold)
This is Brimstone. He sort of looks like Iron Man, Lion-o, and one of those creatures from unreliable 18th century traveler’s tales.
This is Terra-Roc, another Rockasaur, and one that looks a little like a de-boned chicken. (Now sold)
This is Magmar, he’s the main bad guy.
So, there you have it. Let me know if you’re interested, and in which ones. This is cross posted on Dreamwidth and LJ, so in case two people claim a doll on different posts, it goes to whoever asked first.
As a bonus, I’ll write a short ficlet for you about anyone you buy. If you get more than one, I could write you a bromance, or even porn. There’s a new literary horizon for me.
I’ll post later with Solitaire, who I’m keeping, and Sunstone and Boulder, who are already spoken for.
ETA: Okay, Sticks N Stones and Granite are sold.
ETA: And Mr. Spikestone.
ETA: And Terra-Roc
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Date: 2013-05-04 03:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-04 03:58 pm (UTC)Any requests for your bonus fic? XD
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Date: 2013-05-04 04:03 pm (UTC)